sonnestrahlen

see, a lot of things happen around....people sometimes turn so stupid and u can't stop laughing at their innocence/wit...


...there's this guy who has his soup, a few pieces of a appetizer and then when the dish he ordered is served, he can't stomach anymore food, then he switches the seat with someone who offers to have his dish too(which happens to be a sizzler). Then, this guy comes and sits beside and asks me, dude, can you order some desserts for me...?? i said well, what do you want....this guy (rubbing his hands) tells me - he wants the dish which he had previously, which happens to be a starter. Then another guy from across the table shouts out, order it, this ass's dinner starts and ends at the starters itself. LOL..!!


...then back at the swimming pool, i happen to be part of the swimming learning gang, who aren't supposed to wander into deep waters and there's another bunch of my friends who are eligible for that. One fine day, a fair chick, a very fair i must say, comes to swim. and one of these deep water swimmers tell me that- that girl's too fair man, too fair. I ask what's your problem. He then explains to me - see, she's so fair that i can't differentiate between the tiles below and her when i dive deep to swim and i am afraid i may swim into her. again LOL..!! by the way, this guy has shortsightedness....and wears glasses of some -2 or -3 order....